By Peter Hossli

In this year’s campaign for the right to take up residence in the White House, politicians are trying to reverse the relationship between monkeys and zookeepers.
Many a candidate gets up only to peg the media as their enemy.
Republican candidates called their own debate in late October a «fiasco» whining and blaming the presenters’ allegedly aggressive questions.
Texas senator Ted Cruz, 44, demands that in the future hosts should divulge whether they would vote Republican. Politician and surgeon Ben Carson, 64, wants to move all the debates to Facebook and only consent to interviews by voters, not journalists.

He maintained that the questions were designed only to ridicule Republicans in the eyes of the entire nation. «How about talking about the substantive issues?»
The debates are indeed about substance, but the candidates do rather poorly in that respect. And yet, after the debate all people talk about are the hosts. The most important issue was Cruz’s lashing out, his full-on attack against the media. Texas senator Marco Rubio, 44 – the GOP frontrunner – calls the media a «Super PAC for Hillary» – a fundraising organization supporting Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, 68. Donald Trump, 69, dismisses the debate as «ridiculous».

It was all the more ironic therefore that two reporters, Bob Woodward, 72, and Carl Bernstein, 71, would later bring about Nixon’s downfall by means of journalism. George W. Bush, 69, president from 2001 to 2009, often told journalists to their faces that they did not represent the people.
Leading the polls
Why do presidential candidates batter the media? In the country, which honors the freedom of press like no other? Because it is a way to gain attention and increase their popularity. Each attack helps them gain a few points in the polls. And the polls are the only relevant issue before a single vote is cast in the primaries. «I’ve never seen this much attention paid to polls so early in the campaign,» says statistician Nate Silver, 37, who interprets opinion polls better than anyone else on his website FiveThirtyEight. «Polls influence voters, and voters influence polls.»
And so the politicians shout louder and louder before the primaries. If one of them attracts attention, that leads to search requests on Google and entries on news portals, Silver says. Search requests influence polls more than news in the media – particularly since search requests provoke more media reports, increasing a politician’s celebrity. «If the hype about one person continues, the poll ratings rise,» says Silver. That is why tricked-out billionaire Trump has managed to lead the polls for such a long time. He makes outrageous statements and unrealistic demands – such as the deportation of eleven million illegal Mexican residents; or the registration of every Muslim in the USA. It is how he stays in the media. Once the cycle of hype subsides, Trump will probably disappear.

The media campaign motto so far has been that every candidate brags about being an even bigger outsider – especially the insiders. Ted Cruz – a US senator after all – calls himself the «original outsider». Jeb Bush, the brother and son of former US presidents, claims he is not familiar with the way things work in Washington, D.C. « I can’t think of anyone more of an outsider,» Hillary Clinton said, although she lived in the White House as the First Lady, subsequently served as a senator and wound up becoming Secretary of State in the Obama administration. Hardly anyone understands the way Washington works as well as Clinton does. Her reason for being an outsider: she would be the first woman in the history of the United States who not only lives at the White House but is also in charge. What she is saying is that were she elected, it would be a historic event. Just as it was with Obama – the first black man to become President of a country whose wealth was founded on slavery.
The myth of the outsider goes back to the election year 1828. Back then Andrew Jackson (1767 – 1845) played the outsider in the media. Unlike the incumbent, John Quincy Adams (1767 – 1848), Jackson did not belong to the political establishment and promptly won the election.

Candidates always promise to change Washington after winning the election. None have done so to date. Or, as former New York governor Mario Cuomo (1932 – 2015) once said: «You campaign in poetry, you govern in prose.»
The caricature
Before that happens, many try their hand at comedy. Those who can, will attract the media’s attention by appearing on «Saturday Night Live» (SNL). This comedy show mocks the powerful with comedians assuming the roles of presidents and senators and, adopting their manners. Eight ears ago Tina Fey, 45, did a brilliant impersonation of vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, 51. Fey was really cheeky in her portrayal of the Alaskan governor, until Palin herself appeared on SNL, jointly with Fey. Here, Palin impishly laughed at herself.

Donald Trump’s appearance on SNL is a flop. On November 7th, he hosted what one TV critic would later call the «worst show of the year». Trump is unable to laugh at himself. The high point of the show is «Seinfeld» creator Larry David, 68. He portrays Clinton’s Democratic rival, Bernie Sanders, 74, as a Socialist old coot – totally awesome.