Presidential Dog Poop

clinton.jpgIs there a problem with presidential dog poop in Chappaqua, the home town of the Clintons? Apparently.

After Senator Hillary Clinton was nominated for Secretary of State on Monday, I asked one of her neighbors about the consequences for the quaint little town near New York City. “The Clintons will move away, maybe to Washington D.C.”, he predicts. “Since she’s no longer a New York Senator, they don’t need to be in New York anymore.”

Is this good or bad for Chappaqua? “It’s good for me”, he said. “I no longer have to pick up presidential dog poop in my garden.” As it turns out, former president Bill Clinton’s Labrador Retriever Seamus does not respect boundaries when it comes to using the toilet.